01 - In a large bowl, gently combine ground beef, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Form into 4 equal patties, pressing a slight dimple in the center of each to prevent puffing during cooking.
02 - Preheat a grill or skillet over medium-high heat until hot.
03 - Place patties on the preheated grill or skillet. Cook for 3-4 minutes per side, or until desired doneness is reached. In the last minute of cooking, top each patty with a slice of sharp cheddar cheese and cover to allow melting.
04 - While burgers are cooking, whisk together mayonnaise, ranch dressing, chopped chives, Worcestershire sauce, and smoked paprika in a small bowl until well combined and smooth.
05 - Lightly toast the brioche buns on the grill or in a toaster until golden brown and crisp.
06 - Spread a generous layer of crack sauce on both halves of each toasted bun. On the bottom bun, layer shredded lettuce, the cheesy burger patty, 2 slices of crispy bacon, tomato slices, and pickles. Place the top bun to complete the burger.
07 - Serve the burgers immediately while hot and juicy for the best eating experience.